Well, I was made to take the Seme/Uke quiz, found here: [link] and I'm apparently a Clueless Uke. I took the test twice, with my first and second choice answers, and still got the same answer! The real problem with this is that almost everyone I'm friends with is a Seme. A Seme that wants to rape me.
It would seem that I am doomed. I don't have the strength of will to fight off the girls. I'm almost guaranteed to be raped by one of them (probably more) before I'm out of High School. Needless to say, I'm rather nervous around them now.
There's one part of the analysis I disagreed with though. The results told me that I would be good with an Opportunistic Seme or a Romantic Seme. The Romantic Seme would make a good match for me, I think, but I;m not so hot on the Opportunistic Seme. It seems like the relationship between a Clueless Uke and a Opportunistic Seme works because they're both just in it for the sex/excitement. I'd prefer a closer bond. I think I'd rather pair with a Romantic Seme or Chibi Seme than any of the others.
You should all take the test and tell your results.